1.
Whoever said Computer Engineering is easy… Bitch
Please!
2.
Engineering screws everybody. No partiality
3.
Assignments, though designed for individual
evaluation, are a team effort. One writes, the whole class copies (taking
Ctrl-C very seriously… Computer Engineers, you see!)
4.
Practical sessions are our way of connecting to
the outside world. INTERNET!
5.
Practicals are spent in guessing the admin
password, gateway password and looking out for hot seniors.
6.
After the practical session:
Geeks: Arrey mera who program run hi nahi
hua yaar!
Normal people: Did you check that video of
making a bow out of paper? Interesting.
7.
Attending lectures for attendance, not
knowledge. Because knowledge can be gained during preparatory leave (PL). But
attendance ek hi baar milti hai sahib!
8.
Don’t act smart… Just, DON’T!
9.
Scenes outside an exam hall
Before the exam: What IS this shit?
After the exam: What WAS that shit?
10.
On normal college days: Movie chalo, lecture
chalo, canteen chalo, etc.
On result day: Jai Mata Di, Aal izz well,
Lord help me; I’m a good child, hey bhagwan!
11.
Engineering makes you a hardworking individual-
One night before an exam!
12.
Jugaad is the keyword.
13.
Finally, engineering is fun; till it screws you.
~ Vivacious V
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